He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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