Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
my shit smells like andre
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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