Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think my nap took me to another dimension
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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