what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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