they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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