trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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