I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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