My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
is it fun? or sober?
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