There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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