She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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