How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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