Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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