omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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