woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I have tasted many bathrooms
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