May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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