You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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