Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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