the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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