i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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