Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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