Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
