This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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