I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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