Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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