i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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