bring money and cleavage
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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