I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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