Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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