Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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