I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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