My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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