seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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