Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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