hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
