incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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