Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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