I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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