i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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