i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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