Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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