It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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