My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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