Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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