So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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