it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This is the prime rib incident all over again
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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