just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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