Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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