But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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