What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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