Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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